Tea for Two?


An invite to tea with Kim Kardashian? Sorry Kimmy K, I’ll have to pass on this one.

A package from Kardashian Kollection? Sorry, what’s the return address?

I hate to pass on what you probably see as an outstanding opportunity to gain publicity for your new clothing line in the UK, but the clothes just didn’t fit. Literally.. they were a bit baggy in the bust and the behind.

Sorry (not sorry) that I won’t be able to meet with you for tea darling. While you’re busy caressing your botox lips along the trim of your million dollar fine china dreaming about Kanye and wondering when your divorce will be finalized so you can move on to the next marriage, I’m busy saving the world.

Kate Middleton politely declined Kim Kardashians free sample of dresses, as well as an invite to tea. (Of course it was a polite decline, we’re dealing with a Duchess here)

There I was that brisk afternoon drinking my gas station coffee while scrolling through my Twitter feed,  my eye catches a headline that reads “Kate Declines Kim”. I may or may not be one of those girls who follow the Kardashians every move.. don’t tell me no. I think to myself, “this ought to be good” *click*. What am I reading? I don’t think the coffee has kicked in yet.

Kardashian Kollection

Obviously the Kardashian Kollection is no Alexander McQueen or Alice Temperley design, therefore never to be seen on the Duchess Kate Middleton. Lets be honest for a moment, could you see the Duchess sporting a leopard print body-con dress?

“While she was in London last week, Kim had several free dresses from her Kardashian Kollection sent to Princess Kate. She hoped Kate might be seen wearing one of the designs out in public, which would give their fashion credentials a huge boost. The Kardashians want to be as big in the UK as they are in America, and think associating themselves with the royals, especially Kate, will help them achieve that.” one source revealed.

Kim tried to justify her action of seeking European publicity by saying “Kate seems like a really sweet person and she’s a princess, we love her sense of fashion. She could wear our looks and team it with one of her hats.”


Kim took the words right out of my mouth.. that hat featured on Kate Middleton would look fantastic with this piece from the Kardashian Kollection… Fashionista in the making!

Kardashian-Kollection-Lingerie-Underwear-Line-020312-1-491x698Will the Kardashian sisters be trying to dress the royal baby next?


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